Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
two words...techno handjob
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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