I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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