How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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