i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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