You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
