Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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