Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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