We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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