East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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