ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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