I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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