this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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