Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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