That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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