If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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