oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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