lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Randomize
