when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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