But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
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Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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