Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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