I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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