cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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