party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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