Only a mothe r could love this liver
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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