So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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