I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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