On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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