I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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