if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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