Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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