Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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