sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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