And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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