we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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