Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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