So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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