they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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