Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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