ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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