I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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