I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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