problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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