i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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