you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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