Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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