oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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