I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Less talking, more tequila
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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