508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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