Ambien. No doubt about it.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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