So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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