Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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