What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl